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And you thought going to Europe was expensive

flight rates

The flight rates between Bangalore-Kolkata over the coming weekend.

The routes cover everything from Lucknow-Delhi-Goa-Vizag.

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Posted by on September 30, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

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The Goverment’s attitude problem.

Courtesy TOI

“Due to the attitude of the government that it cannot provide security for the tournament, we are forced to take a decision to move the IPL out of India. I apologise to the people of India for moving the tournament out,” BCCI chief Shashank Manohar said.

Because elections come and go but cricket is forever.

Of course Mr.Manohar went on to show his caring and nurturing side as well.

“But we’re are going ahead with the event so that they can at least watch the event on television,” Mahohar added.

The Govt’s lack of consideration has angered Mr Bhalla from MP to question the government’s err..reproductive powers

This show how impotent and selfish Indian government is and doesn’t have foresight for plan B.

Lopesh requested the Govt to learn from Hitler

Hitler managed to host Olympics in Germany during Second World War. Second World War\’s magnitue was much larger than current terrorist threats. Olympics has been even bigger than IPL or even for that matter a Cricket World Cup. Its a shame that Indian Govt can not provide security to a sporting event during Elections. Its a victory for terrorist organizations in the end.

And lets save the last word for nan12345

I seriously think that the Home Minister should tender his resignation for being so inefficient.

As long as cricket is on schedule it aint my problem that Mayawati might be my next PM.

Update: Had to retrieve this solution to the Govt.’s problem from Akismet’s spam filter

 
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Posted by on March 23, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

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Why high fashion is lost on me

And it is not always because I would need to mortgage my soul to buy a bustier.

The love child of the crab and the butterfly

The love child of the crab and the butterfly

Tipi tipi tap..what color do you want?

Tipi tipi tap..what color do you want?

So what if Appu Ghar shut down? I carry my ride with me.

So what if Appu Ghar shut down? I carry my ride with me.

I rest my case.

*These are all Manish Arora creations.

 
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Posted by on March 21, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

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Pub Bharo says Renuka and Shaadi karo says Mutalik

According to TOI

On Wednesday afternoon, Rashtriya Hindu Sena chief Pramod Mutalik went into a huddle with his band of supporters and declared war on what he called “anti-Indian” practices. The Sene asked the government, heads of educational institutions and the police to discourage this “Christian practice of celebrating Valentine’s Day’’.

THWARTING V-DAY
* Sene to submit memorandum to government to ban celebrations
* Write letters to colleges, hotels and greeting card shop owners not to promote V-Day on their premises
* Ask colleges to take strict action against students who celebrate
* In Bangalore, to protest before restaurants in prime areas promoting V-Day

WEDDING MARCH
* Tie-or-die is still the Sri Rama Sene’s slogan — firming up plans to marry off dating couples, they said it will have to be either the knot or the rakhi
* Sene has formed five teams comprising a number of members
* They will roam around Bangalore, holding a video camera and a turmeric stub
* On spotting young couples dating, they will be forced to tie the knot, not on the spot, but in a temple
* The couples would be taken to a sub-registrar’s office to solemnize the marriage
* In case they are brothers and sisters, they will be forced to tie a rakhi
* However, the Sene is silent on married couples. “In that case we cannot do anything,” Muthalik said

ROSES AND THORNS
Muthalik’s response to Renuka Chowdhury’s comments on his bachelorhood and ignorance of love: “Being a bachelor does not mean that I do not know anything about love. I am born in a cultured family. I love my parents, sisters and brothers. I welcome her to Bangalore on February 14, as she intends to come here.”
However, he did not comment on whether he would accept a rose given by Renuka with sisterly affection, if she were to.

DRESSING DOWN FOR GIRLS?
Girls are free to wear anything they like. I have never commented about the dress code.

Thank God for Rashtriya Hindu Sena!

No more unneccessary kharcha on V-Day presents. In fact no more outrageously priced western wear, I mean why take the risk?From now on Khadi sarees for yours truly. But wouldnt a saree be easier to tear off by a violent mob?Not to mention more difficult to flee in? But I guess being true sons of soil and highest in upholding the Indian traditions they would be in white starched dhotis and hence be restricted in speed.

I like the “Tie or Die” bit too much. Would it be too Machiavilian to lure the underaged,unwilling to settle down now BF and stun the only our-religion-our-caste-our-subcaste parents by jhat magni phat byah?

I think am beginning to like this Sena..

PS: Its one thing to protest and quite another to fight off a frenzied mob. So please do take care.

 
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Posted by on February 6, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

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