Monty is back with a vengeance!

28 Aug

So we suffered through “Aapka Suroooooor, The rial lubh ishtory’ (or some similar spelling). Actually who am I kidding, we loved the movie.We lay back,switched on the laptop,and clutched the dear intestines as Raj Babbar screamed ‘meri bettiiiiii’ to a decidedly Caucasian female. When dear HR adobe photo shopped with his vision salwar-kameezes over western outfitted child-woman-heroine types, we were thrashing on the floor in fits of laughter thinking about all the men we knew in our lives who strained their vision in trying to make out shape of innerwear through a slipped dupatta or tee. When the Indian auto association reached Germany we finally banged our head in so much mirth that we had to shut the laptop as we didnt want to kill ourselves laughing.

So the success of this reaal lovveee shtory,has prompted HR to get a hair transplant and can Karz, before the spirited heir of RK khandaan Ranbir could get fancy ideas.

So with hair that cant wait, the much dead Gulshan Kumar is re-introducing the revengeful Monty.We also have a new child-woman-who-looks-like-Sneha Ullal-who-in-turn-looks-like-Aish Rai Bacchan. Urmila Matondkar reprises the role originally played by Simi Grewal. So exactly how old is Monty?And more importantly how old is Urmila’s character?And why is she prancing in a club singing err..Tandoori Nights?

These are the questions our ears are waiting to know.We wait in anticipation for the nose to rise to the occassion.


Posted by on August 28, 2008 in movies, songs, Uncategorized


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9 responses to “Monty is back with a vengeance!

  1. Batty

    August 28, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Good one…He was better off with that hat…I still remember one dialog of Aap ka Surrooorrr… Situation: Villain opens the safe, number punching makes sounds “Wah Himesh Bhai! Aap to isme bhi sur nikal lete ho.” I havent laughed more.

  2. ann

    August 28, 2008 at 8:36 am

    u got the spelling wrong!–its Karzzzz and with urmi aunty the song shud be tandoori thighs :~D

  3. Vaibhav Shintre

    August 30, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    ha ha … a good one… Waiting for the nose to rise to the occassion. LOL!

  4. Anonymous

    September 9, 2008 at 5:54 am

    hey, someone have HR’s number/mail id ??
    i wanna advise him that don’t put ur nose in acting.. let it be 4 singing only…

    i mean, how can he even think of acting..just because he spent money on hair transplant..

  5. Romeo Alone

    September 9, 2008 at 5:55 am

    hey, someone have HR’s number/mail id ??
    i wanna advise him that don’t put ur nose in acting.. let it be 4 singing only…

    i mean, how can he even think of acting..just because he spent money on hair transplant..

  6. Arpz

    September 10, 2008 at 8:26 am

    makes me want to watch the real love storyy … maybe, I should watch Karzz too πŸ˜€

  7. WSW

    October 3, 2008 at 2:04 am

    the movie is full of gems.

    Thanks for the info

    you still read me?I would have thought you av become a hot-shot IB by now..ooops did I say the I word πŸ˜›

    @Anon/Romeo Alone
    you are asking the one and only HR to stop, now why would you do that?

    Karzzzzzzz will be worth every penny I assure you

  8. vaibhaV

    October 4, 2008 at 3:37 am

    Oh hell yeah…however, d reducing frequency of posts has tested d patience quite a bit…but i see it is picking up again…good hai.

    n yes, i did become an IBanker for sometime…but then it was not(n i guess it’ll never be again) hot-shot πŸ™‚ n hey, c’mon…the I word is not dat bad yet! πŸ™‚

  9. Bullshee

    November 20, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    Ever had a hangover in office? Not a good day I tell you! I was stuck at work on a Friday with a killer headache after a big night of drinking with Chinese colleagues(damn these guys know how to drink) and was feeling miserable and felt like doin’ zilch!

    Wandered here aimlessly from Arpz’s blog and found the laughs and cheer I needed! Thank you!

    Shenaz & Cyrus B were and will always be the only MTv VJsI liked. I tried googling her and couldn’t find her – can you believe that?!

    And the song is Tokyo Drift by the Teriyaki Boyz! I know because it’s one of ma favorites too, which I dump discreetly into the D: and F: drives. I still remember the Japanese kinky voiced females’ singing that initial bit “I wonder if you know how they live in Tokyooo” πŸ˜€

    With all the seriousness that Governor Shivashankaran(that’s Mallunese for you) can conjure: I’LL BE BACK…..



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